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Joke of the Day

"The United States government."

"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"

"You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands."

"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."

"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"

"How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone."

"I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes But it's so, so hard"

"I met this girl at the library... She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling."

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."