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Joke of the Day
"I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes But it's so, so hard"
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"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"
"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."
"During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme."
"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"
"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."
"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."
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"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."