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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? A: Man-eating coleslaw."
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"
"What does a horse and kryptonite have in common? They both paralyze superman"
"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"