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Joke of the Day
"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."
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"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."
"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"
"""How do we hide Superman's identity?"" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled ""With glasses!"" & everyone started clapping for him."
"""How do you like your eggs?"" ""I like 'em just fine"""
"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."
"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"
"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it! EDIT: to please all the grammar Nazis of the world"
"Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!"
"What's the difference between God and Bono?? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono!!"