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Joke of the Day
"I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength."
Next Joke
"What did the jack say to the car? ""Can I give you a lift?"""
"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: I usually stay pretty still."
"What goes ""Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang""? An Amish drive by shooting"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."
"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...."
"How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates."
"Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper."
"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."