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Joke of the Day
"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"
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"Having sex while drunk is like trying to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm"
"Best joke ever? my life"
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""
"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"
"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""
"I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor"
"What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk"
"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."
"In biology they ask us what we find in cells Apparently black people wasn't the right answer. I'll see myself out."