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Joke of the Day

"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"

"I'm a champion of grammar; A grampion, if you will."

"What goes great with Alphabet Soup? Times New Ramen"

"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"

"I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, ""No way!"", to which I replied, ""Yahweh""."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights"

"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."

"You know what they say about people with big feet? They exert less ground pressure. Because their penis is so big it acts like a third leg."