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Joke of the Day
"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."
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"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""
"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"
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"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."
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"The Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey enters the court room All rise all rise all rise."