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Joke of the Day

"NASA Says Signs of Water Flowing on Mars, Possible Niches for Life Willing to take a bath in that following water in Mars."

"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."

"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."

"4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there"

"What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted."

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"

"What do you call a donkey that falls into a pile of sugar? A Sweet Ass ( )"

"Reddit is like Porn...... No matter what weird shit you are into there is a category for it."