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Joke of the Day
"What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted."
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"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"
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"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."
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"I've realized that when my wife says ""what?"" its not because she didnt hear me, shes just giving me a chance to unsay something I just said."
"what do you call a prosecutor on a rape case? a cosby sweater."
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vita-min. But you can make a hor-mone!"
"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""
"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"