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Joke of the Day

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved."

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."

"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."

"2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone."""

"My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast."

"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"

"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"

"What is a Detective's favourite pastry? The Tooth Hurts Donut!"

"Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter."