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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting? A: Tally hohoho!"
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"Knock-knock. Who's there? No, he's on first."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a goodyear and the others a great year."
"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."
"This deodorant says ""avoid contact with eyes"" Too late...I've already seen it."
"What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food? Christian Kale"
"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"
"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("
"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"