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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth."

"You know what I find odd? Every other number."

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."

"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."

"I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat."

"Welcome to the homonym restaurant, where all the food sounds good, but it isn't."

"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."

"Damn girl, are you a pig? Because your mother looks like a pig. Because you look damn hot bacon in the Sun. Because I want to stuff you like Thanksgiving dinner. . . . More suggestions appreciated"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."

"I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants."