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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth."
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"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."
"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"
"How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb? Juan"
"A Swedish software company has created a new app that records and analyzes what you say during sleep. You can tell the app is working when it's mad at you the whole next day."
"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."
"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"
"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."