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Joke of the Day
"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."
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"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."
"What is the best pickup line at a gay bar? Let me push your stool in for you. ^^I'm^sorry."
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
"My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik"
"Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan."
"eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving? Eyebro. I will see myself out."
"I decided to get a tattoo of a cross Because I want people to know that not only am I religious, but I also lack creativity and am an asshole."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."