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Joke of the Day

"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."

"[NSFW] Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks"

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl-Esh."

"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"

"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."

"Why was the Mexican called a paragraph? Because he was to short to be called an essay"

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."

"ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin"

"Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands."

"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."