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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"I called my boss and told him ""the roads are blocked so I'll be redditing from home today"""
"Villains: Just leave the city where the super hero is. Problem solved."
"Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."
"I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out."