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Joke of the Day
"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."
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"If you come home after work and your wife greets you saying she got a massive pay raise from her boss at work, remember to not kiss her on the lips."
"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- I MEAN LADDER"
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."
"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."
"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"
"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."