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Joke of the Day
"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"
"You can call me a ""simpleton"" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure"
"Me: excuse me, but I can't taste the alcohol Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. Me: YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!"
"What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums"
"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"
"A seal walks into a club..."
"DEFINITION OF DIPLOMACY Q: What is the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
"Ever find yourself masturbating and realize that you've already watched this episode of Trading Spaces?"