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Joke of the Day

"NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon They cancelled because they figured it wouldn't have any atmosphere."

"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"

"I literally never cry, so my body makes up for it by leaking out of different places. My doctor says it's called ""peeing"" what a dumb idiot."

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."

"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"

"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"

"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"

"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."

"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."

"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"