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Joke of the Day

"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""

"People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had a beef with one."

"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."

"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."

"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."

"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."