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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary? He didn't want to be mainstream."
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"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"
"I had sex with a prostitute last night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""
"I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone."
"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."
"Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?"
"What is a suicide bomber's biggest fear? Dying alone."
"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."
"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"