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"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"
"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."
"Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before? Me: No [nervous because it's my 1st interview] Me: But I used to be an embryo"
"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."
"I think at this point, a pterodactyl egg has better odds of getting laid than I do."
"I've been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"
"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."
"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"