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Joke of the Day

"I like my baked beans how I like my women... http://imgur.com/tePZMFy"

"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."

"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."

"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs."

"What body part never seems to win? The feet."