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Joke of the Day
"I like my baked beans how I like my women... http://imgur.com/tePZMFy"
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"My wife told me that she needs time and distance... ...because she's calculating velocity."
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"The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again."
"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"
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