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Joke of the Day
"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"
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"Did you hear about that broom on the news?? It's sweeping the nation"
"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""
"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."
"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."
"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."
"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"
"I thought by this point in my life I would know what to do with my arms when I sleep, but nope, still confused."
"A man woke up in a hospital. After a serious accident he shouted out, ""Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
"HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100."