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Joke of the Day
"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."
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"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."
"DOG BOSS: ur fired ME: wait, is there any way you'll reconsider? DOG BOSS: no ME: u want to go for a ride in the car DOG BOSS: *tilts head*"
"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."
"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."
"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."
"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"
"What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people? Dad."
"How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?"