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Joke of the Day
"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."
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"Why is their always lightning in France? Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance."
"Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me... I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and why does everyone want me to marry her?"
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."
"I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and... I haven't even started learning how to drive a train"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."
"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."
"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."