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Joke of the Day

"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"

"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."

"Tired? There's a nap for that"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"

"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"

"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."

"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."

"911 maybe too soon What's the difference between 911 and landscaping. Landscaping is an outside job sorry in advance ps I was the original poster of this"