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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."
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"When I grow up... Growing up I wanted to be a gynecologist. I could almost taste it."
"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"
"How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire? When he's a billionaire."
"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"
"HEY LOOK AT MY COCK!!! Isn't it a pretty rooster?"
"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"
"Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He's very serious about trying to make the USA grate again."
"What idiot called them ""Female condoms"" and not Estrojans?"
"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."