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Joke of the Day
"Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? Nada."
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"I am so poor... I cant even pay attention."
"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."
"Simba was going too slow, so I told him to Mufasa."
"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield."
"I opened the window... And influenza."
"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak."
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"
"What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto"
"Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!"