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Joke of the Day
"Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? Nada."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile."""
"I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says ""Buy Nerf guns and candy"", but the adult in me says ""Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy"""
"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."
"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."
"People think I'm kissing an imaginary girl when I play air tuba."
"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."
"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"
"Seriously. Who gets ""regular strength"" ANYTHING?! ""Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."""