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Joke of the Day
"What did Mr.T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I pity the stool!"
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"Teacher: Any questions *raises hand* T: NO DUMB ONES ""Can you see continent names from space"" T: FOR FU-..ugh...Not if it's cloudy bud"
"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."
"9-1-1 what's ur emergency ""well i guess it's that one of my friends changed all of my contacts' phone numbers to 9-1-1."""
"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""
"What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world? Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)"
"Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."
"Riffing off u/Mc237269's joke: What do Donald Trump & the Galaxy Note 7 have in common? Push any button then watch the explosion."
"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."
"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."