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Joke of the Day
"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"
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"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"
"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."
"Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like ""we clean our bathrooms now."""
"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""
"Riding a moped is like riding a fat chick It may be fun but you wouldn't want your buddies to see you on one"
"When I was teenage boy At first I wanted to be a gardener. Then I wanted to be a pool cleaner, afterwards a plumber. Then I stopped watching porn movies and went to college."
"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."
"Why is it... old people say ""there's no place like home"", yet when you put them in one..."
"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."