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Joke of the Day

"Why was Snape in the middle of the road? So you would never know what side he was on."

"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."

"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""

"You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes? You only have to learn how to press three buttons, and then you can play 'em all day."

"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""

"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"

"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."

"Cop: Are you drunk? Me: Could a drunk person do this? *I just piss my pants* Cop: WOW. Yes actually. Me: That was supposed to be a backflip"

"Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit? They are afraid of the Reposte."

"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"