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Joke of the Day

"Why was Snape in the middle of the road? So you would never know what side he was on."

"What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !"

"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."

"Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine."

"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"

"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."

"Two Muffins Two muffins are being put into an oven. The one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, ""Hey is it getting hot in here?"" The other muffins says, ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."

"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."

"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"