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Joke of the Day

"You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes? You only have to learn how to press three buttons, and then you can play 'em all day."

"Yo mama's so fat That when she walked past the the tv I missed three episodes."

"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still, no eye deer."

"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now."

"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."

"The first rule of Illiteracy Club is no reading. That was a test, and you failed. You're failing now. You're not welcome in Illiteracy Club."

"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."

"Trump can't release his taxes Putin hasn't sent his W2s yet"