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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."
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"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"
"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."
"What Do you Call Neil Degrasse Tyson when he pours champagne on his bare chest? **An astro-fizzy-tits**"
" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"
"Why the big pause................................? Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard."
"What are your guys' best Cards Against Humanity answers?"
"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."
"A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. ""What happened to you?"" the doctor asks. ""I stepped on something."""
"Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway."