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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"
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"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."
"the reason we're moving is because it's haunted. we probably wouldn't mind a normal ghost but this guy died while quoting Borat was popular"
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"
"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."
"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."
"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"
"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."
"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."
"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"