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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"

"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""

"Hitler started the first ever Jewish Marathon.. But he couldn't finish the race"

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."

"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."

"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."

"Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever."

"Mom thinks I run google :D [Mom thinks I run google - My Funny Mom](http://www.etcpb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Mom-thinks-I-run-google.jpg)"

"Welcome to r/Jokes Where the jokes aren't funny and the points don't matter!"

"I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride"