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"AMA Request: Innocent, uneducated rapist"
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"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."
"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."
"What are the longest hairs in the body? Nose hairs, because pulling them out is a pain in the ass."
"Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan."
"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
"Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League..."
"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"
"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."