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Joke of the Day
"I just told the girl I've been seeing for 2 years how I've felt about her. she's a bitch"
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"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other one? You know, if we don't get a lift, people will think we're nuts."
"[Jesus entering surf contest] Judge: What type of board will you be riding? Jesus: [looks at feet] They're using boards?"
"Roses are red... violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!"
"I submitted a penis joke once The mod tagged it long..."
"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."
"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"
"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"