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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"

"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

"Did I ever tell you about how I lost my job at Tropicana? I couldn't concentrate."

"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"

"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter."

"A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual."

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything."