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Joke of the Day
"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"
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"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber. edit: words"
"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."
"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."
"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."
"Want to hear a two word joke? Woman's rights."
"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"
"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."
"Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's two gross. source: someone told me this joke, it's not my joke."