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Joke of the Day

"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"

"My husband is turning 58 tomorrow. Join me wishing him ""Jesus, you're how old?"""

"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"

"Alcohol is best served."

"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"

"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."

"Studio Dunkers-that's an odd name for store-brand Oreos. I'd like a written explanation from Duane Reade."

"Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis"

"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."

"I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help"