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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"

"LPT: If a non-Redditor sends you a funny pic/video on Facebook, don't tell them you already saw it last week on Reddit. You don't want them to finally realize you're a neckbeard."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""

"FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!"

"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."

"Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers one is biting hers one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!"

"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"

"I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common"

"Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"