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Joke of the Day

"The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered."

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"What did the dog say to the tree... You've got a lot of bark, but no bite.."
"Somebody accused me of being condescending today... ...by the way, condescending is shown or characterized by a patronizing or superior attitude toward others."
"There are two Jehovah's Witnesses outside... They're applauding my house for some reason."
"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."
"Hard work pays off in in the future Laziness pays off now"
"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."
"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."
"How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing? Get really close to their ear and shout, ""DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG?"""
"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
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