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"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"
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"A text from my friend. she:myspacebarisnotworking.canyougivemeanalte rnative? me: what is ternative?"
"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."
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"Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."
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