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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""

"Household chores How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Send the bitch outside."

"who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"So a UKIP Councillor says God... is punishing the UK with floods cos of the gays. If my sex life effected the weather so much, why aren't we going through a long long dry spell?"

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."

"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""

"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."

"Honey, we should really think about becoming parents. I mean, we've already had the kids."

"My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."

"My new year's resolution is to stop using spray deodorant. Roll on 2015!"