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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Ghost? A Juanting."
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"obama follow me on twitter"
"Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes"
"Me: [opens front facing camera at a funeral and starts crying] ""he must've meant a lot to her."""
"Fireman: Is anyone else inside the house? Me: Uh yes..my son is trapped in my room he- [fireman charges into blaze] ..HE LOOKS LIKE AN XBOX"
"Most people who think I'm a nice person have no idea that I'd trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza."
"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."
"Man: ""Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"" Waitress: *slaps his face* ""The men I please are none of your damn business!"""
"There are two types of people in this world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator."