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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"
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"""I'm not drunk, I'm a zombie..."" ~Me passing out candy on Halloween"
"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? **ARRRR** *NO!* His first love be the C."
"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"
"Where do you see yourself in four years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."
"First they find ice on Mars.. ..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars.."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."