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Joke of the Day

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."

"I was gonna go to the gym today... ... But it didn't work out."

"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""

"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"

"The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead."

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."

"TIL there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute"

"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."

"Did you hear about the man who stole that train this morning??? Some say he had a... Loco-motive! I have no life and just made that up while playing gta5... Ill show myself to the door... :'("