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Joke of the Day
"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."
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"What is light and red? Pink"
"I'm pretty Gouda cheesy jokes And I bet you Swiss I had another."
"ME: *fumbling with bra* sorry im usually good at this HER: its...fine ME: *successfully gets bra off* there we go, now you take off yours"
"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"
"Had sex with a girl who had eczema last night... Her tits were crackin"
"[on a date] Play it cool don't let her know you're a refrigerator [her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity] ""This isn't cool man."""
"Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep."
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"
"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"