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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"This status is dedicated to whatever you're ignoring in real life to read it."
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"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."
"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."
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