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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bustation the other is busty crustacean."
"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"
"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."
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"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass"