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Joke of the Day

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"

"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."

"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"

"What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper? a Marxman"

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""

"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."

"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."