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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."
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"The U.S mint stopped making pennies. I don't know why, it doesn't make any cents."
"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"
"You know what they say about location in real estate? Not much but they say it three times."
"The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it."
"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."
"I can get into aquariums for free, because I donated a whale! I guess my ex's sister was useful for something after all."
"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."
"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can"
"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"