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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."

"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"

"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."

"Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay? The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof."

"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."

"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."

"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"

"Just so we're all clear: NASA is getting a direct feed from a robot on Mars, but I still can't make a cell phone call from my basement."

"The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience"